Ironically Uncool

ursinecetacean:

i feel like del toro has had this idea for a long time and one night he was just looking through terato tags
and he sees how prolific the monster lover community has become and just stood up in the middle of his dim studio, full of monster sketches and notes, slamming his laptop screen down and looking up to the sky, like

“…It’s time.”

lesbian-lizards:

muffininspiration:

candiikismet:

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

Horrifying really

Looking through the notes, and people seem to be justifying this as evolutionary biology. They believe that human females are most fertile at the age of 15. Considering your body isn’t even done growing at this age, I find this incredibly hard to believe. Really? The best time for you to push a baby out of your vagina is when your periods probably aren’t even regular yet? Like the younger you are, the more likely you are to DIE from child birth. Well anyway, most websites claim you’re most fertile in your 20s, peaking at 27… So congrats on trying to blatantly justify pedophilia by using bullshit science.

Pregnancy/maternal issues is the LEADING killer of girls aged 15-19 globally.

Not only is “15 year olds are more fertile” a creepy, pedophilic belief, it’s also an extremely dangerous one.

fuck-customers:

Not a fuck-a-specific-customer but a general fuck customers.  Stop paying cashiers in all coins.  It’s annoying to have to stand there and count out ten dollars worth of nickels or whatever it is you have because you’re too lazy to go to a bank.  Same thing goes with hundred dollar bills for dollar purchases.  GO.  TO.  A.  BANK.  I had a customer the other day get all upset because I had to give him all 5s and 1s in change because he was the first cash purchase of the day and he gave me $100 bill for like a $10 purchase.  Unless you’re being paid in cash or are planning on making a big purchase there’s no reason to have that big of a bill anyways (or maybe if it’s birthday money too).

General rule of thumb should be: 
Paying in all quarters is okay for $2.50 and below
Paying in all dimes is okay for $1 and below
Paying in all nickels is okay for $0.50 and below
Paying in all pennies is okay for $0.10 and below
Try not to use hundred dollar bills for purchases under $50.  If you want to, at least ask the cashier if he/she has enough money in their register first and don’t throw a tantrum if they don’t.  

I don’t get it.  Do people not understand how annoying this is?  Why do you want to stand and wait for 30 minutes while the cashier counts your massive pile of change?   I mean I guess if you have nothing better to do you don’t care but (1) the people working in the store have other responsibilities and (2) the people in line behind you don’t want to wait for the cashier to count your spare change for you either.

misterstereodream:

surprisebitch:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ride-eternal-in-valhalla:

yujuchingu:

sapphictaurean:

trohmosexual:

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

Sour Squad.

SOUR is only where it’s at

ME AS FCK

anemptygrave:

livelyspaghetti:

When I tell people to delete anon hate, to not publish it, it’s not me saying “ignore it and it’ll stop; don’t fight back.” It is 100% petty and spiteful. Honestly, I can’t think of anything better than the person who sent the hate obsessively checking your blog and refreshing and refreshing, waiting for you to reply, and getting increasingly frustrated when the ask they so masterfully crafted never pops up & you just keep posting cute pictures of your pets and talking about how nice your day was.

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