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October 25 2017

taurusqueer:

Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood

just-shower-thoughts:

If the media stopped saying “hacking” and instead said “figured out their password”, people would probably take password security a lot more seriously

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bangyongguktigger:

Art signing Art.

anjanae:

xekstrin:

xekstrin:

Ghost NPC: This necklace belonged to my daughter. How did you find it?
Bard: My… boss gave it to me

DM: The ghost does not believe you, and you sense that she’s disappointed in you for lying
Bard: I’m sorry, I just…. I’m nervous because…
Bard: …. Because you’re so beautiful!

DM: It’s a GHOST
DM: It’s a hooded figure, nothing but darkness and glowing amber eyes!

Bard: Does it work or not
DM: [sighs]….
NPC: You can do better than an old bird like me
Bard: Well baby, I’m a den hunter
DM: You feel a wave of heat from the ghost

@paraladi

crystalesbian:

the phrasing of “the stranger things kids FORCED netflix to let them swear” is so funny. like finn wolfhard came back fresh off of filming a rated r movie and held a gun to a netflix executive’s head so that he and his friends could say fuck

Forget Coffins! This Company Will Swirl You Into Beautiful Glass Creations When You Die

cutecreepycryptids:

rocketmermaid:

knitmeapony:

Welp, this is just about all I want in death.

Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing.  I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about.  I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.

I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge.  I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.  

I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors.  I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day.  I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.

I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room.  I want an artist to leave me on their worktable.  I want to inspire people and make them smile.  I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air.  I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move.  I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.

And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.

And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.

Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.

my great-grandchild: this is grandma orb, I don’t like calling her that she just put in her will that if she wasn’t addressed as “the orb” or something similar then she’d be pissed

kirbymongerr:

remembertodrinklotsofwater:

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

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killushawn:

suckmyicelandick:

constellation-salad:

dazzling-phan:

aufandomlover:

capri-sunqueen:

just-a-slytherin-with-salt:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

snovolovac:

rattling-the-stars-in-a-tardis:

madamelibrarian:

soubidou:

multifandom-hoes:

iamatrashfan:

iamatrashfan:

monstersofmemory:

charliejamesnovak:

conniemcfalcon:

thegamerkangaroo:

m4dh4ttey266:

zaku-kazu:

mild-creativity:

ameliapondandrory:

ringo-smile:

yaoi-online:

janaya7609:

yaoi-totally-my-life:

ash-asr:

small-town-ink:

romanoscurl:

inafantasy-wby:

theartofwazzing:

maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

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so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

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Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

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my contribution!

IT GOT LONGER. This is one of the few posts I will 100% of the time reblog when I see it.

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setheverman:

haiku-robot:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Good morning. Here’s your discourse for the day:

Ice in soda is terrible and here’s why:

1.) Makes less room for soda.

2.) Melts and makes soda water-y.

3.) Crunch. 

You are invited to every single discourse, you genius, you god

you are invited to
every single discourse
you genius you god



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

this haiku is perfect and i love you haiku-robot you’re the best

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funnygamememes:

If this isn’t the truest thing you’ve read all day…

megbiediger:

me calling 911 after getting stabbed four times: ‘he-hewwo?!? pwease help! i’m bweeding out!’

the 911 operator personally comes to my location and stabs me a fifth time

taquito:

c1outy:

taquito:

yall foldin ur toilet paper to wipe right?

yea…cuz we sure do wipe on this website….Lol

wha…..im not sure im liking what this implies

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying that banning guns would cause people to use knives and trucks is like saying we shouldn’t cure cancer because some of the survivors would die from heart disease or car accidents.

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dimplesngums:

The Leader & The Maknae

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him-up:

Jongup doing sexy dance and Himchan grinding him!!

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thediebutterfly:

The progression of gummy | Part II

{ Cr./ PATRIX }

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